Mastermind

Braybrooke 265 beat Fleckney 151 by 114 runs despite a fine tea laid on by the Sheath boys.

The lights dipped down. The contestant walked to the famous black chair, settled in and took a deep breath. The quiz master uttered the famous introduction.

Name? Ollie Timms

Occupation? Student

Chosen specialised subject? Cricket Tomfoolery

OK, you have two minutes on Cricket Tomfoolery starting NOW.

Which player asked why Siddiq wasnt playing even though he wasn't available?

Er me

CORRECT

Which player wore sliders with odd socks?

Er me

CORRECT

Which player asked why the skipper was wearing a Newcastle shirt when it was clearly a Leicester one?

Er.... me again?

CORRECT

Which player behind the stumps was throwing himself around like he was auditioning for Superman? He also took a fine catch and stumping.

Seth, definitely Seth

CORRECT

When the Vice Captain took an unprecedented one handed grab in the field should you A) Be stunned B) Laugh C) Pick your jaw off the floor?

All three

CORRECT

Which Braybrooke innings was best? A) Tyrell 80 runs B) Hardy 43 not out C) Hackett 44 not out

I bowled pretty well with my inswing so I will let others decide that.

CORRECT

How far did Brij hit his massive six into the Bowls Club?

Still travelling isn't it?

Probably CORRECT

Which caused Lucy (who did a fine job scoring) more proud Mummy decibels. Lennon's wicket or his two boundaries?

Not sure , my ears are still ringing.

Definitely CORRECT

How did you manage to score 15 with the bat when, earlier in the season, you were a walking wicket? Is it due to the Captain and Vice Captains inspired leadership?

No chance

CORRECT

How proud was the skipper of the effort his team put in today?

Massively

CORRECT

How much did it hurt , I've started so I will finish, when an errant throw hit you where no ball should every strike?

Can't begin to answer that

CORRECT

Ollie Timms , you have scored 10 points and passes.

I wish the ball that hit me had passed....

Thank you Ollie.

Please join us for next weeks final against West Bridgford where specialised subjects are likely to be mixed up batting orders, unexpected bowlers and last chance saloons.