Disclaimer - if you have never heard of the Barenaked Ladies, their songs or lyrics, then the below isn't going to make much sense. If...

"Why hello, roving reporter, you look different... You look younger, more dynamic, dare one say more attractive than the usual scribe..."...

This was nearly the come back of all time. Like being 6 down after the first leg and nearly forcing extra time. The last minute hail mary...